..... What will two sardarji, who have the same
girlfriend, say to each other? Ans: Assi tussi same
Pu**y

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon
next year! Bush: Wow! Howc many? Manamohan: 25 OBC,
25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5
Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9
Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes
naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she
becomes rich.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should
we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes.

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in
and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

STAGES OF LOVE (1) HAND IN HAND (2) HAND IN THAT (3)
THAT IN HAND (4) THAT IN THAT

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive
bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's
Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your
girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Vicky thought for
a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead
engrave 'To my one and only love'.' The jeweller
smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of
you.' Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not
exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we
break up, I can use it again.'

Q. Why only 10% of women go to heaven after death? A.
If all of them go heaven would turn out to be a hell.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news
first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24
hours! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's
the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach
you since yesterday.

Dermatologist: Good News my dear, aftr looking
through your test results I'm happy to report you
will no longer be plagued by pimples. Girl: Wow!
That's great! Why? Dermatologist: There's no more
space.

 During work, John and William were chatting: John:
William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months
now and I have an exam next week. William: oh! John:
For example, do you know who is Graham Bell? William:
No John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if
you take night courses you would know this. The next
day, the same discussion took place: John: Do you
know who is Alexander Dumas? William: No John: He's
the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night
courses, you would know this. The next day, once
again: John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques
Rousseau? William: No John: He's the author of
"Confessions", if you take night courses, you would
know this. This time, William got irritated and said:
"And you, do you know who is George Hunt?" John: No
William: He's the guy enjoying with your wife!! If
you stop night courses, you would know this...

 A 75 year old woman had a vision one night, and in
the vision she saw and spoke to God. She asked him,
"How much time do I have to live?" God said, "You
have 35 years left." So that whole year she had a ton
of cosmetic surgery -- a face lift, a tummy tuck, her
nose reshaped and liposuction. She completely did
herself over. She figured as long as she was going to
live another 35 years she was going to look young
again. After all this was done, that same year she
was hit by a car and was killed instantly. When she
entered the pearly gates she walked over to God and
said, "What happened? I thought you said I had
another 35 years!" God replied, "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE
YOU!"

One day, very early in the morning while two worms
were under a golf course. One worm says to the other
"Check above ground and see if it is raining". The
other worm agrees. At the same exact moment two women
were on the course playing an early game. One woman
was complaining about how bad she had to piss. The
second woman says "Just go right here, nobody`s
around". So the first woman squats at the exact same
moment the second worm comes up from underground.
"So, is it raining?" sez the first worm. "Yeah it`s
raining, in fact it`s raining so hard the birds have
turned their nests upside down.

 A man while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused as to where
he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
was playing. She replied, "I m on the 7th hole, and
you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th
hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On
the back nine the same thing happened; and he
approached her again with the same request. She said,
"I m on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so
you must be on the 13th ! hole." Once again he
thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his
round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said
that she was a saleswoman and played the course
often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your help. I understand
that you are in the sales profession. I`m in sales
also. What do you sell?" She replied, "If I tell you,
you`ll laugh." "No, I won`t." "Well, if you must
know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that,
he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She
said, "See I knew you would laugh." "That`vs not what
I`m laughing at," he replied. "I`m a toilet paper
salesman, so I`m still a hole behind you.

 ..always says "i love you" to girls but do u knew
the true meaning of it? - I-m, L-looking, O-over the
V-aginal, E-entry, - Y-you must take, O-off,
U-underwear

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But Banta got
pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was
over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats
in front with both hands, scared to death. He says,
"Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are
you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies."Yeah, but you've got a driver."
Ha Ha Haaaaaaa..........

Father:the grl i hv chosen fr u is roopavathi,
gunavathi & hanavathi. so u shud marry that girl Son:
but d girl whom i love is GARBHAVATHI so i must marry
her.

Sardar Singh was in court charged with parking his
car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he
had anything to say in his defence. "They should not
put up such misleading notices", said Sardar Singh.
"It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.

No Quality+No Style=Laloo No Quality but Style=Sania,
Quality but No Style=Abdul kalam. Quality+Style
=Guess U r right Press dwn to see Name

Girl: Do u love me? Boy:_Ofcourse darling i do...
Girl: Will u love me after marriage also? Boy: That
depends on your husband.. If he allows me to love
you..