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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl
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75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On
their first night both were crying. why? Because she
didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

Posted On::19th Jan 09 9:19 PST

shaktiman aur gangadhar..
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Why shaktiman refused proposal of love of Geeta
vishvas?... ….. kyunki shaktiman janta tha ki
sala Gangadhar bhi gita pe line marta hai!

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 18:10 PDT

True friends..
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True frnds r just like LPG gas. LPG gas is normally
in liquid form n stable.. but in time of need it
burns itself. Similarly True frnds do anything for
frnds in need.

Submitted By::Samir Rawool
Posted On::10th Mar 09 18:10 PDT

scared 2 touch u
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1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1st time i
touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1st time i kiss u i
was scared to luv u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2
lose u!

Posted On::30th Mar 09 1:30 PDT

love
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If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want
medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis
illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2
me!

Posted On::30th Mar 09 2:30 PDT

I believe that God above
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I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he
picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv
you the best!

Posted On::08th Apr 09 4:8 PDT

Please Give Me...
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Man to God: “Please Give Me ‘Everything’ So That I
Can Enjoy ‘Life’…” God Smiled And Replied: “I Have
Given You ‘Life’To Enjoy ‘Everything’…”

Submitted By::Zohra
Posted On::26th Aug 09 6:26 PDT

see,i told u not to worry.
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher
:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no
never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.

Posted On::25th Dec 08 12:25 PST

because he use expire milk.
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One 20yrs old boy married a 55yrs old women and that
boy died at his first night because he use expire
milk.

Posted On::19th Jan 09 9:19 PST

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me,
touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was
satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO
!!!!

Posted On::31st Jan 09 8:31 PST

I LOVE U
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I always think about U. I can't live without U. I
really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna
be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I
wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

Posted On::04th Feb 09 2:4 PST

Then assemble the pieces....
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new
puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the
wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Posted On::13th Feb 09 21:13 PST

ullu everyyear
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interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov
28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Posted On::17th Feb 09 16:17 PST

U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
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U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these
words...

Posted On::17th Feb 09 16:17 PST

plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn
them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres.

Posted On::17th Feb 09 16:17 PST

Life without u is impossible
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and
blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not
there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST

man loses his bachelor
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST

GHOST GHOST
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I have a confession to make ever since i met u its
been hard for me to 4get u every night i see u in my
dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST

ME visiting U.
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1 day U”ll B surprised 2C me beside U.U&ME
laughing,U&ME crying,U&ME dreaming. U&ME Just.U&ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL; ME visiting U.

Posted On::17th Feb 09 17:17 PST
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