Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab
perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab
kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko
miley

Today is Veerapans second death anivarsary. In his
memory please forward this message to atleast 1 local
criminal. I have done my job, now its ur turn...

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher
:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no
never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son,but
they dont know proper word to print,so they printed
the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF F**KING
INSTRUMENTS:

I h8 u wen u smyl at me coz u make me crazy about u.
i h8 u wen u talk 2 me coz u make me run out of
words, i h8 u wen i c u coz u mke me luv u more,.....

Seeing your smile is more than enough to pay for all
the hardness and difficulties that i have to go
through the day. Have a smily day.

Whats wrong with your mobile mann? tried so many
times but everytime i call it says:" The subscriber
you are trying to reach is in your heart".

May the good times and treasures of the present
become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots
of love, joy and happiness. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

 When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met
you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was
afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid
to lose you.

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On
their first night both were crying. why? Because she
didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches
a lesson and takes an exam. . . . . But life takes an
exam and then teaches a lesson.

One 20yrs old boy married a 55yrs old women and that
boy died at his first night because he use expire
milk.

 what is the cube of 13? Its : SUROOR wandaring how?
thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

I always think about U. I can't live without U. I
really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna
be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I
wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

One Of D Intellignt Monkey Missing In Zoo.! Its Name
Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is.. Is! Dont Worry It
Is Not U, Bcoz It Is Intelligent

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov
28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

Maut aaye to achcha hai par maut aati nahi, Jeher piu
to achcha hai par jeher kahi milta nahi, Ro rokar mar
jau to achcha hai par aansu ab aate nahi, Use bhula
du to aur achcha hai par aisa bhi kuch hota nahi..!!

In a recent survey it has been found that 1 of the
strongest reason of boys’s Stress n tension is
“GIRLS

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,
artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in
kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed

Ull always be mine,4 now & 4ever,Ull always be mine,4
u r my treasure,Ull always be mine,Please tell me its
true,Please be mine 4ever,ill always luv u!