75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr old girl. On
their first night both were crying. why? Because she
didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything.

Why shaktiman refused proposal of love of Geeta
vishvas?... ….. kyunki shaktiman janta tha ki
sala Gangadhar bhi gita pe line marta hai!

True frnds r just like LPG gas. LPG gas is normally
in liquid form n stable.. but in time of need it
burns itself. Similarly True frnds do anything for
frnds in need.

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u,1st time i
touched u i was scared 2 kiss u,1st time i kiss u i
was scared to luv u,but now dat i luv u im scared 2
lose u!

If luvs a disease den im very ill,but i dont want
medicine,i wont take no pill,i will suffer dis
illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2
me!

I believe that God above,created u for me to luv,he
picked you out from all the rest,cos he knew id luv
you the best!

Man to God: “Please Give Me ‘Everything’ So That I
Can Enjoy ‘Life’…” God Smiled And Replied: “I Have
Given You ‘Life’To Enjoy ‘Everything’…”

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher. Boy to teacher
:can kids of our age have kids? Teacher to boy:no
never Boy to girl : see,i told u not to worry.

One 20yrs old boy married a 55yrs old women and that
boy died at his first night because he use expire
milk.

He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me,
touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was
satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO
!!!!

I always think about U. I can't live without U. I
really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna
be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I
wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new
puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the
wall.Then assemble the pieces....

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov
28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these
words...

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and
demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn
them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15
litres.

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and
blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not
there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .

I have a confession to make ever since i met u its
been hard for me to 4get u every night i see u in my
dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat

1 day U”ll B surprised 2C me beside U.U&ME
laughing,U&ME crying,U&ME dreaming. U&ME Just.U&ME
sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL; ME visiting U.