God made daylight n called it the SUN. God made
entertainment n called it FUN. God made nightlight n
called it the MOON. God made U n called CARTOON

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your
brain... don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should
we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes
everything work, Luv makes everything butiful, Smile
makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth!!

Today night i would like to kiss you and bite you
strongly. do you accept this ...waiting for your
permission ....yours lovingly -mosquito

Worlds shortest jokes: 1) 2 Women r sitting quiet. 2)
2 Sardars r playing chess. 3) GirlFriend pays the
bill…!!! Need more??? U r beautiful. :-)

Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan. Sooni haveli, Kala
aasmaan. Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan! Gudnite!

We make thm cry who care 4 us, We cry 4 those who
never care 4 us and we care 4 those who ll never cry
4 us. Ths is d truth of life, its strange bt true.
once v realize it, its never too late 2 change

Man to God: “Please Give Me ‘Everything’ So That I
Can Enjoy ‘Life’…” God Smiled And Replied: “I Have
Given You ‘Life’To Enjoy ‘Everything’…”

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He
Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears with a
Torch & Finally Said: "Oye, Torch is okay" yaara

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take
out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains
,Finally take out B,still IT remains...

 What makes some people dearer is not just the
Happiness that we feel when we meet them but the
Emptiness we feel when they are not around us. MISS
U.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u
smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

What is the secret of success? Right decisions, how
do you make Right decisions? Experience, how do you
get experience? Wrong decision.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
  "v"
 Mouse

 (@v@)
( "=" )
 Owl

 o(o¿o)o
  (!)'(!)
 Monkey

  (@¿@)
  "(<>)”
oops! you too

Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a
pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b
a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

A triangle has 4 end, square has 3 end, segment has 2
end, but our friendship has no end.

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should
only i suffer!!! ha ha ha

1:unnecessary talk on phone and messages 2:Plan each
day to study but end of the day KAL SAY PAKA 3:you
have all the data but you work before the dead line
4:right now you are thinking of forwarding this
message to your friends 5:on each point you smile
because it’s true.