STAGES OF LOVE (1) HAND IN HAND (2) HAND IN THAT (3)
THAT IN HAND (4) THAT IN THAT

He: Ander gaya kya ? She: ha! Gaya He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi He: Aur ek baar she:Ab isme dalo
Acch laga!! She: Ha.. bahut He: OK....MADAM KA
SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!

 Teacher says student 2 draw female reproductive
organ. 1 gal feel shy n bend her head. 1 boy shouted
sir c is coping.

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was your first night? Man: She charged Rs
100 from me for Over speed, 200 for wrong side entry
and Rs 500 for no helmet.

A girl asked a plastic surgeon to make another hole
for her. Surgeon was surprised and asked why? She
replied: Business is good, so opening a new branch!!

Colour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red:
Wild Black: sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive
White: Cam Yellow: Time to change!!!!!

Do you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract ur
clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room,
on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover
together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the
dark

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in
and out, up and down... Can’t wait to brush my teeth

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho. Gal: Nahin, mein
to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na
kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes
naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she
becomes rich.

Friendship is like fevicol "toote nahin". Love is
like cold drink "ye dil mange more" & girlfriend is
like detergent "pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo"

..... What will two sardarji, who have the same
girlfriend, say to each other? Ans: Assi tussi same
Pu**y

 ..always says "i love you" to girls but do u knew
the true meaning of it? - I-m, L-looking, O-over the
V-aginal, E-entry, - Y-you must take, O-off,
U-underwear

 A man while playing on the front nine of a
complicated golf course, became confused as to where
he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he
was playing. She replied, "I m on the 7th hole, and
you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th
hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On
the back nine the same thing happened; and he
approached her again with the same request. She said,
"I m on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so
you must be on the 13th ! hole." Once again he
thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his
round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said
that she was a saleswoman and played the course
often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a
drink in appreciation for your help. I understand
that you are in the sales profession. I`m in sales
also. What do you sell?" She replied, "If I tell you,
you`ll laugh." "No, I won`t." "Well, if you must
know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that,
he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She
said, "See I knew you would laugh." "That`vs not what
I`m laughing at," he replied. "I`m a toilet paper
salesman, so I`m still a hole behind you.