"Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good
from a distance but disappear when you get up close
to them"

Teamwork gives you someone else to blame.

when u feel sad , to cheer up just go to the mirror
and say damn i am really soo cute u will overcome ur
sadness. but dont make this a habit...coz liers goes
to hell!!

Experience is that marvelous thing that enabled you
to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

An expert is someone who knows more and more about
less and less, until eventually he knows everything
about nothing.

I CAME , I SAW , I CLICKED...................YOU TOO
DO THE SAME

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work
that way. So I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is
the answer.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to
his level and beat you with experience.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station
is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of payments.

A good speech should have a good beginning and a good
ending. And, they should be as close together as
possible.

Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.

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Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.