Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash
they find bottles of chilled red wine... happily they
drink and left next day headline ~ Braking News ~
"Blood Bank Robbed"

Once SANTA saw a very sexy lady in da market and
thought- Kash ye meri MAA hoti to main b itna sundar
hota !!!!!

A GIRL CHECKS HER WEIGHT =58KG . REMOVES CHAPEL =56.
THEN DUPATTA=52 NOW COINS FINISHED....... . . . . A
BOY IN A Q BEHIND HER SAID Ü CARRY ON"", I HAVE
COINS!

Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to
the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules
were in effect due to the advances in education on
earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective
heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two
days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many
seconds are there in a year? Santa thought for a few
minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week
that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There
are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll
buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the
answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how
did you get only 12 seconds in a year?" Santa
replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd,
etc...." Saint Peter lets him in without another
word....

Doctor Santa and Priest loved the same girl. Priest
started giving an apple to the girl everyday. Doctor
Santa asked: Why? Priest: Coz an apple a day keeps
the doctor away!

Ye santa jaise log kab kya bolenge iska kuch pata
nahi, Once boss phoned receptionist santa
“Hello I’m mr. sharma speaking”
… santa stoping him “r u sure sir?”

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh
from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home
and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to
open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in
Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears,
but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in assword
field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh
and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with
password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is. 2. We are
unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut
down ' button. 3. There is a button 'start' but there
is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 4.
We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend
clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request
you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click
that by sitting. 5. One doubt is that any
're-scooter' available in system? As I find only
're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 6. There
is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My
wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing
the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it
a bug?? 7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to
protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to
provide one DOG to kill that cat. 8. Please confirm
when u are going to give me money for winning
'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u
coming to my home to collect ur money. 9. My child
learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards, Banta Singh

 Santa singh goes to a shop to buy Indian flag. The
shopkeeper gives him a Indian flag. Santa singh looks
at it for a while and says something. What does he
say? guess.........................
guess......................... isme aur colour batao
naa..

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But Banta got
pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was
over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats
in front with both hands, scared to death. He says,
"Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin' on? Why are
you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies."Yeah, but you've got a driver."
Ha Ha Haaaaaaa..........

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their
friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by
forests on both sides, their car was attacked by
robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the
car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa,
Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest
where their boss was residing. Now, this boss was
fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever
tells a joke that makes every single person laugh
should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single
person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be
shot to death. Banta started telling the funniest
joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when
he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter
except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot
poor Banta. Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also
told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody
laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still
Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the
joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone
was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly. The boss asked
him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing
the joke?" Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How
funny Banta's joke was!"

Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg? Santa:
Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting
question is, 'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "

 Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their
friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by
forests on both sides, their car was attacked by
robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the
car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa,
Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest
where their boss was residing. Now, this boss was
fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever
tells a joke that makes every single person laugh
should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single
person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be
shot to death. Banta started telling the funniest
joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when
he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter
except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot
poor Banta. Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also
told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody
laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still
Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the
joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone
was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly. The boss asked
him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing
the joke?" Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How
funny Banta's joke was!"